The Empress Has No Clothes
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With maternity and nursing clothes, I really haven't worn some of my outfits in over a year! With a new baby, it seems like all day long you're buying stuff... just not for yourself.
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March 2018
- Mar 26, 2018 Dough-drums Mar 26, 2018
- Mar 20, 2018 Hide and Peek Mar 20, 2018
- Mar 9, 2018 Mannerisms Mar 9, 2018
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January 2018
- Jan 30, 2018 Memory Dump Truck Jan 30, 2018
- Jan 9, 2018 Temp Toys Jan 9, 2018
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December 2017
- Dec 19, 2017 One Mother's Trash is a Toddler's Treasure Dec 19, 2017
- Dec 8, 2017 Shopping Surplus Dec 8, 2017
- Dec 4, 2017 Tree Trimming Dec 4, 2017
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November 2017
- Nov 30, 2017 Missing Piece Peace Nov 30, 2017
- Nov 22, 2017 Dinner is Served Nov 22, 2017
- Nov 9, 2017 Hurry Up and Wait Nov 9, 2017
- Nov 5, 2017 Daylight Savings Nov 5, 2017
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October 2017
- Oct 29, 2017 Halloween Fright Oct 29, 2017
- Oct 21, 2017 Toy Store Guilt Tax Oct 21, 2017
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September 2017
- Sep 28, 2017 Train pain Sep 28, 2017
- Sep 12, 2017 In a Manner of Asking Sep 12, 2017
- Sep 5, 2017 Toy Tantrum Sep 5, 2017
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August 2017
- Aug 24, 2017 The Many Faced Toddler Aug 24, 2017
- Aug 12, 2017 Construction Sight Aug 12, 2017
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July 2017
- Jul 22, 2017 Sun Burned Jul 22, 2017
- Jul 15, 2017 Toddler Class Jul 15, 2017
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June 2017
- Jun 25, 2017 Double Vision Jun 25, 2017
- Jun 16, 2017 Teeth Terror Jun 16, 2017
- Jun 13, 2017 Preschool Jun 13, 2017
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May 2017
- May 14, 2017 Mommy's Day Off May 14, 2017
- May 13, 2017 Choices Choices May 13, 2017
- May 3, 2017 Not Just Yet May 3, 2017
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April 2017
- Apr 15, 2017 Easter Apr 15, 2017
- Apr 8, 2017 Dream Ticket Apr 8, 2017
- Apr 6, 2017 Instant Replay Apr 6, 2017
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March 2017
- Mar 22, 2017 Daddy Phase Mar 22, 2017
- Mar 12, 2017 Sleep On It Mar 12, 2017
- Mar 2, 2017 Second Birthday Mar 2, 2017
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February 2017
- Feb 17, 2017 Within Reach Feb 17, 2017
- Feb 13, 2017 App Gap Feb 13, 2017
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January 2017
- Jan 29, 2017 Dinner Wars Jan 29, 2017
- Jan 22, 2017 Birthday Lapse Jan 22, 2017
- Jan 15, 2017 Healthy Hugs Jan 15, 2017
- Jan 1, 2017 Countdown Jan 1, 2017
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December 2016
- Dec 30, 2016 It's a Wrap Dec 30, 2016
- Dec 23, 2016 Happy Holidays Dec 23, 2016
- Dec 14, 2016 Late Showings Dec 14, 2016
- Dec 3, 2016 Transition Tantrum Dec 3, 2016
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November 2016
- Nov 19, 2016 Tuned In Yet Tuned Out Nov 19, 2016
- Nov 13, 2016 Tot Hip Hop Nov 13, 2016
- Nov 10, 2016 Picture Perfect Nov 10, 2016
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October 2016
- Oct 31, 2016 Turnaround Time Oct 31, 2016
- Oct 24, 2016 Look Who's Talking Oct 24, 2016
- Oct 16, 2016 Diaper Dialogue Oct 16, 2016
- Oct 9, 2016 Bathroom Companion Oct 9, 2016
- Oct 3, 2016 Small talk Oct 3, 2016
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September 2016
- Sep 11, 2016 Love hurts Sep 11, 2016
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August 2016
- Aug 30, 2016 Activity tracker Aug 30, 2016
- Aug 15, 2016 Pushing Two Aug 15, 2016
- Aug 6, 2016 3-2-1 Nap Aug 6, 2016
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July 2016
- Jul 25, 2016 Wine a Little Jul 25, 2016
- Jul 20, 2016 Back Off Jul 20, 2016
- Jul 10, 2016 Push Button Start Jul 10, 2016
- Jul 1, 2016 Too much too little Jul 1, 2016
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June 2016
- Jun 8, 2016 Motor Mouth Jun 8, 2016
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May 2016
- May 30, 2016 Healthy Choice May 30, 2016
- May 22, 2016 Natural additives May 22, 2016
- May 12, 2016 Babyproofing May 12, 2016
- May 1, 2016 Shopping Spree May 1, 2016
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April 2016
- Apr 26, 2016 Cramp Mom's Style Apr 26, 2016
- Apr 20, 2016 In Short Supply Apr 20, 2016
- Apr 9, 2016 Name Calling Apr 9, 2016
- Apr 1, 2016 Identity Crisis Apr 1, 2016
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March 2016
- Mar 25, 2016 Lovey at First Sight Mar 25, 2016
- Mar 19, 2016 Rinse and Repeat Mar 19, 2016
- Mar 13, 2016 Guilty Pleasure Mar 13, 2016
- Mar 5, 2016 Well-Worn Mar 5, 2016
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February 2016
- Feb 28, 2016 Mommy Milestones Feb 28, 2016
- Feb 21, 2016 Daddy Double Feb 21, 2016
- Feb 15, 2016 Potty Mouth Feb 15, 2016
- Feb 10, 2016 First Birthday Feb 10, 2016
- Feb 8, 2016 Mom's Cooking Feb 8, 2016
- Feb 2, 2016 Baby Tech Startups version 2.0 Feb 2, 2016
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January 2016
- Jan 31, 2016 Baby Tech Startups Jan 31, 2016
- Jan 29, 2016 Motherhood, a Free Gym Membership Jan 29, 2016
- Jan 25, 2016 Breastfeeding Pain Scale Jan 25, 2016
- Jan 22, 2016 Bags and Bottles Jan 22, 2016
- Jan 16, 2016 Baby's First Christmas Jan 16, 2016
- Jan 13, 2016 Dada Mama! Jan 13, 2016
- Jan 10, 2016 Drowsy But Awake Jan 10, 2016
- Jan 4, 2016 Hurry Up and Stop Jan 4, 2016
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December 2015
- Dec 31, 2015 Baby on Board Dec 31, 2015
- Dec 30, 2015 Gritting My Teeth Dec 30, 2015
- Dec 26, 2015 The Doctor Won't See You Now Dec 26, 2015
- Dec 22, 2015 Sock Hop Dec 22, 2015
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November 2015
- Nov 29, 2015 Escape Artist Nov 29, 2015
- Nov 27, 2015 Milestone Ups and Downs Nov 27, 2015
- Nov 23, 2015 Sound Asleep Nov 23, 2015
- Nov 22, 2015 Babies Hit It Off Nov 22, 2015
- Nov 14, 2015 Date Night Essential Nov 14, 2015
- Nov 2, 2015 Back Seat Driver Nov 2, 2015
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October 2015
- Oct 27, 2015 Baby-Led Reading Oct 27, 2015
- Oct 22, 2015 Food For Thought Oct 22, 2015
- Oct 19, 2015 Spilled Milk Oct 19, 2015
- Oct 14, 2015 New Storage Plan Oct 14, 2015
- Oct 8, 2015 3-6M XXS Oct 8, 2015
- Oct 6, 2015 The Empress Has No Clothes Oct 6, 2015
- Oct 4, 2015 Silent Applause Oct 4, 2015
- Oct 3, 2015 Too Many Tags Oct 3, 2015
- Oct 2, 2015 Open 24 Hours Oct 2, 2015
- Oct 1, 2015 Blowouts Oct 1, 2015
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September 2015
- Sep 30, 2015 Pumped Up Sep 30, 2015
- Sep 29, 2015 Again For the Camera Sep 29, 2015
- Sep 29, 2015 A Little Bit Fit Sep 29, 2015
- Sep 28, 2015 Sun Dance Sep 28, 2015
- Sep 25, 2015 Cut To the Chase (aka nail trimming) Sep 25, 2015
- Sep 22, 2015 "Sleeping" Through the Night Sep 22, 2015
- Sep 19, 2015 Losing My Mind, I Mean My Hair Sep 19, 2015
- Sep 15, 2015 Got to Hand it to Mom Sep 15, 2015
- Sep 10, 2015 WIth Bated Breath Sep 10, 2015
Newest Comic:
Hello and Welcome!
Hi, I'm Alison and I like to draw comics. I'm also a new mom and my little boy is growing so fast! The first few months were a blur but I took notes and jotted down a lot of funny moments. Now that I can breathe a bit more (like, his naps are more predictable so I can fit in some drawing!) I've started drawing up some comics about this crazy adventure that is being a new mom. I hope you enjoy these little true life anecdotes. He grows cuter everyday.
Order the First Year Book
I've compiled the first year of comics into a book that can be bought here or on Amazon. The book is 120 pages paperback, with some color. $15 plus s&h.
Starting a webcomic